Showing posts with label dog rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog rules. Show all posts

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Dog Property Laws


Anybody that has ever owed a dog, knows they follow their own set of rules!  And here are those rules:
 
1.   If I like it, it's mine
2.   If it's in my mouth, it's mine
3.   If I can take it from you, it's mine
4.   If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
5.   If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
6.   If I'm chewing something up, all pieces are mine
7.   If it looks like it's mine, it's mine
8.   If I saw it first, it's mine
9.   If you are playing with something and you put it down, it's mine
10.  If it's broken, it's yours
 
I have a T-shirt from dogs.com with these rules on it so I will never forget one rule!
 
Have a great day!
RWS/VS